Final results: Ten worst Iraq war memoirs

Final results: Ten worst Iraq war memoirs

On the basis of reader responses to my partial list, plus a bunch of e-mails from less brave people who wouldn’t post, here is a compilation the 10 worst books written about the Iraq war. (Note to friend in the hills of eastern Afghanistan: What are they gonna do to you, cut off your hair and send you to the hills of eastern Afghanistan?)

Three commonalities strike me about these books. Almost all are by senior officers or officials, almost all have co-authors, and almost all have lousy titles. Only one journalist made the list: Michael Hastings. That’s right-General McChrystal’s Rolling Stone pal.

Regular readers of this blog know that I’ve been immersed in World War II memoirs and histories for several months. For whatever reason, they tend to be much better, even when from generals. Slim, Eisenhower and Gavin all produced very interesting books, while the only real stinker I’ve read so far is Mark Clark’s. 

And now, the full list of Iraq war losers, beginning with the worst of the worst:

1. Tommy R. Franks: American Soldier
2. L. Paul Bremer III:
My Year in Iraq
3. Ricardo Sanchez:
Wiser in Battle
4. Janis Karpinksi:
One Woman’s Army
5. Douglas Feith:
War and Decision
Richard Myers: Eyes on the Horizon
Mike DeLong: Inside Centcom
8. Nathan Sassaman:
Warrior King
9. Michael Hastings
: I Lost My Love in Baghdad
Midge Decter: Rumsfeld (likely to be replaced by the man’s own book)

Now where do I go to get my wasted time back?