Confessions of a journalist: How I was drawn into the cult of Tommy R. Franks

Confessions of a journalist: How I was drawn into the cult of Tommy R. Franks

For years, reporters — myself among them — have criticized Gen. Tommy R. Franks. You’ve heard it all: He was short-sighted, we wrote. He knew how to start a war but not how to win one. He spiked the ball on the 20-yard-line and went home. "Two-time loser," one of us bayed.

But consider that he figured it out before all of us. General Franks got to Baghdad in the spring of 2003 and said, Screw it, I’m going home. He was just anticipating American policy by eight years. That is strategic genius! David Petraeus is a tactical piker by comparison.

While I am at it, how about Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez? We’ve all dumped on him — the guy was a jerk, his subordinates hated him, he didn’t realize that an insurgency was blowing up around him, and he should have been fired after Abu Ghraib. But remember that after all that, he went home pissed off that he didn’t get a promotion to four stars. Lesson here: When you screw up, stand on your sense of entitlement. It might just work. Donald Trump gets by on less. 

While I am at it, have we really given Blue Oyster Cult and Journey their due? C’mon, aren’t they really better than the Clash and Ray Charles? And what about the band Kansas. You know, it is true: All we are IS dust in the wind. Also, at the end of the journalistic day, isn’t canned ravioli better than most of the pasta the high-priced trattorias are peddling these days? And the Ford Pinto? — underrated!

Okay. As my favorite comedian, Triumph, would say, I kid, I kid. All this is a reaction to Spencer Ackerman’s mea bigga culpa the other day. (Warning: If you post a nasty comment about this, I may just send you a shirtless photo of myself.) I admire his willingness to flagellate his own self, but I think he took it too far. 

And for what it is worth, Spencer, I still think that Petraeus’ determination really was the most important element of the American approach in Iraq in 2007. (Man, I already can see the smoke coming out of Col. Gentile’s ears. I suspect that Gentile doesn’t realize that he speaks for the conventional point of view in the Army — that he is not the dissident, but the spokesman,)

Fwiw, I also wrote in my new book (Gian: p. 446) that, contrary to what Paula wrote and Spencer worries he might have, that I do not think General Petraeus had a lasting influence on the Army officer corps.

But I do think it would be better if he had.