GREGG EASTERBROOK IS NOW THIS
GREGG EASTERBROOK IS NOW THIS BLOG’S OFFICIAL SECRETARY OF SANITY: Easterbrook’s Week in Review essay on the the genuine and overblown threats to U.S. soil should be required reading for both Homeland Security officials and television news producers. Go read it. Now. I’ll wait…. (Sound of me idly whistling). Don’t you feel calmer now? There ...
GREGG EASTERBROOK IS NOW THIS BLOG'S OFFICIAL SECRETARY OF SANITY: Easterbrook's Week in Review essay on the the genuine and overblown threats to U.S. soil should be required reading for both Homeland Security officials and television news producers. Go read it. Now. I'll wait.... (Sound of me idly whistling). Don't you feel calmer now? There are still scary things that could happen, but this is the sort of message we need from a Homeland Security Director. I would suggest that Easterbrook take a government position, but that would mean he would have to give up his most important job, which is being ESPN's Tuesday Morning Quarterback during football season. Surely, a wise government could devise a position for Mr. Easterbrook for the other eight months of the year, n'est pas?
GREGG EASTERBROOK IS NOW THIS BLOG’S OFFICIAL SECRETARY OF SANITY: Easterbrook’s Week in Review essay on the the genuine and overblown threats to U.S. soil should be required reading for both Homeland Security officials and television news producers. Go read it. Now. I’ll wait…. (Sound of me idly whistling). Don’t you feel calmer now? There are still scary things that could happen, but this is the sort of message we need from a Homeland Security Director. I would suggest that Easterbrook take a government position, but that would mean he would have to give up his most important job, which is being ESPN’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback during football season. Surely, a wise government could devise a position for Mr. Easterbrook for the other eight months of the year, n’est pas?
Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner
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