French foreign policy is even dumber than I thought

The quick and overwhelmingly hostile reaction (UPDATE: the BBC has a nice roundup of editorial reaction in New Europe) to Chirac’s idiotic comments about central/eastern European countries convinced me that the French government would apologize or downplay the remarks as quickly as possible, probably with some statement explaining that the depth of his love for peace prompted him to make such intemperate remarks. This would be preceded or followed by soothing words from key cabinet officials. Boy was I wrong. Today, the French Defense Minister upped the ante, according to the Daily Telegraph. Here are her — pardon the pun — galling comments:

M Chirac’s comments were taken up by the French defence minister, Michèle Alliot-Marie, who reminded the eight states preparing for EU accession on May Day next year that their place in the club was not guaranteed. A blocking referendum could be called at any time in any EU member state before then, she noted. ‘We could have expected that the countries that want to join us strike up a cautious position,’ she said, alluding to two sets of letters signed by 13 “New Europe” states in opposition to France and Germany’s anti-war stance. ‘I’m worried, and I say it very clearly, because the entry into the EU has to be ratified. In the interest of these countries themselves, I say take care that there will not be a reaction from citizens, saying these countries do not want peace inside the European family.’ Her comments left it unclear whether it is now the French government’s policy to unpick the agreement reached at the EU summit in Copenhagen last December, which gave the final go-ahead for Poland, Hungary, the Czech Republic, Slovenia, Slovakia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Cyprus, and Malta to join the EU in 2004, with Bulgaria and Romania following in 2007, and Turkey later.

My favorite part of the article is this priceless graf:

One diplomat from the region said M Chirac spoke in a tone that not even the Soviet Union would have used with its Warsaw Pact clients during its 40-year dominance of the region.

This German report makes her comments sound more Orwellian, if possible:

“I think,” Aillot-Marie said, “that one can expect the countries that want to join the European Union to maintain a certain circumspection and neutrality. Outsiders should never pour oil on the fire.”

I must give the Chirac government credit — it’s not easy to make Donald Rumsfeld look diplomatic and Leonid Brezhnev look polite. The French managed it in one fit of temper. UPDATE: Little noticed in the wake of Chirac’s comments has been the tacit support he’s received from the chief Eurocrat. According to this report, “But he [Chirac] won some support from European Commission President Romano Prodi, who said the candidates had to realize the EU was a political union and not just an economic club, but he was sure they would get used to it.” Of course, how foolish of those candidate countries to believe that a political union meant states would actually debate policy disputes! To be fair, other EU officials who oppose the U.S. position on Iraq have distanced themselves from Chirac’s outburst, as this report makes clear:

Chris Patten, the European commissioner for external relations, said the new nations were not joining the Warsaw Pact — the defunct Soviet alliance to which many of them once belonged. They are actually joining ‘a club for equals and everyone has to be listened to,’ Patten said. Günter Verheugen, the commissioner responsible for EU expansion, also criticized Chirac. ‘There can be no rule of silence,’ Verheugen said in an interview published on Wednesday in the newspaper Die Welt.