A COMEDY OF ERRORS ON

A COMEDY OF ERRORS ON A SHIP OF FOOLS: An apology is in order. In a previous post, I labeled as “fatuous and cynical” those individuals going to Iraq to be human shields. After reading Tim Blair’s post and his collection of links regarding the latest developments, I’m afraid I must take back the words ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

A COMEDY OF ERRORS ON A SHIP OF FOOLS: An apology is in order. In a previous post, I labeled as "fatuous and cynical" those individuals going to Iraq to be human shields. After reading Tim Blair's post and his collection of links regarding the latest developments, I'm afraid I must take back the words "fatuous and cynical" and replace them with "stupid and naive." This Daily Telegraph article about the departure of eleven British human shields is just hysterical. The best parts: "During one cold, rainy night in Milan, we were left without our sleeping bags after an Italian went AWOL with the support bus. Later, a £500 donation from a well-wisher in Istanbul was squandered on boxes of Prozac in a misguided attempt to cheer up the war-weary Iraqi civilians.... After a propaganda lecture from Dr Hashimi, one young American told me: 'It's so interesting to hear what is really going on in this country.' He scoffed at any suggestion that their good intentions might be misused by Saddam's regime: 'All we have seen here is continuous kindness and hospitality.' Bruce, a 24-year-old Canadian wearing a T-shirt saying 'I don't want to die', was one of a group of tanned young men who were drafted into protect a grain store. Initially, he, like others, had concerns about the sites, which included an oil refinery, a water purification plant and electricity stations. He was won over when the Iraqis provided televisions, VCRs, telephones and a Play Station. 'Dr Hashimi has explained that we help the population more by staying in the "strategic sites",' he explained. His friend added: 'We play football in the afternoons and the Iraqis bring us cartons of cigarettes. It's just like summer camp.'" Read the whole piece -- it's quite droll. Kudos as well to Sweden's anti-war movement, which, according to the AP, has the good sense to repudiate the human shields: "On Friday, the head of Sweden's largest peace organization urged human shields to leave Iraq, saying they were being used for propaganda purposes by Saddam Hussein. Maria Ermanno, chairwoman of the Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society, cited reports that Iraqi officials were arranging transportation, accommodations and news conferences for the human shields. 'To go down to Iraq and live and act there on the regime's expense, then you're supporting a terrible dictator. I think that method is entirely wrong,' Ermanno told Swedish Radio."

A COMEDY OF ERRORS ON A SHIP OF FOOLS: An apology is in order. In a previous post, I labeled as “fatuous and cynical” those individuals going to Iraq to be human shields. After reading Tim Blair’s post and his collection of links regarding the latest developments, I’m afraid I must take back the words “fatuous and cynical” and replace them with “stupid and naive.” This Daily Telegraph article about the departure of eleven British human shields is just hysterical. The best parts: “During one cold, rainy night in Milan, we were left without our sleeping bags after an Italian went AWOL with the support bus. Later, a £500 donation from a well-wisher in Istanbul was squandered on boxes of Prozac in a misguided attempt to cheer up the war-weary Iraqi civilians…. After a propaganda lecture from Dr Hashimi, one young American told me: ‘It’s so interesting to hear what is really going on in this country.’ He scoffed at any suggestion that their good intentions might be misused by Saddam’s regime: ‘All we have seen here is continuous kindness and hospitality.’ Bruce, a 24-year-old Canadian wearing a T-shirt saying ‘I don’t want to die’, was one of a group of tanned young men who were drafted into protect a grain store. Initially, he, like others, had concerns about the sites, which included an oil refinery, a water purification plant and electricity stations. He was won over when the Iraqis provided televisions, VCRs, telephones and a Play Station. ‘Dr Hashimi has explained that we help the population more by staying in the “strategic sites”,’ he explained. His friend added: ‘We play football in the afternoons and the Iraqis bring us cartons of cigarettes. It’s just like summer camp.'” Read the whole piece — it’s quite droll. Kudos as well to Sweden’s anti-war movement, which, according to the AP, has the good sense to repudiate the human shields: “On Friday, the head of Sweden’s largest peace organization urged human shields to leave Iraq, saying they were being used for propaganda purposes by Saddam Hussein. Maria Ermanno, chairwoman of the Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society, cited reports that Iraqi officials were arranging transportation, accommodations and news conferences for the human shields. ‘To go down to Iraq and live and act there on the regime’s expense, then you’re supporting a terrible dictator. I think that method is entirely wrong,’ Ermanno told Swedish Radio.”

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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