At last, my daughter Amiga will have a playmate
Gwyneth Paltrow has named her new baby girl Apple Blythe Alison Martin. According to ITV, “Paltrow named her baby girl Apple after the little girl of partner [Coldplay frontman] Chris Martin’s North American booking agent.” For those tempted to tease Ms. Paltrow for her name choice — and I’ve certainly teased Paltrow in the past ...
Gwyneth Paltrow has named her new baby girl Apple Blythe Alison Martin. According to ITV, "Paltrow named her baby girl Apple after the little girl of partner [Coldplay frontman] Chris Martin's North American booking agent." For those tempted to tease Ms. Paltrow for her name choice -- and I've certainly teased Paltrow in the past -- do bear in mind that other celebrities have done far worse to their offspring, as Kat Giantis points out for MSN Entertainment. Consider that actor Rob Morrow agreed to name his daughter Tu Morrow. And Giantis filed her story before Geena Davis announced the names for her just-delivered twins -- Kian and Kaiis. Furthermore, Paltrow can at least claim to some originality in her oddball choice. According to the Social Security Administration, 261 mothers decided last year to name their daughter "Journey." 5062 moms picked "Trinity," even though both of the Matrix movies released in 2003 sucked eggs. You can scan the most popular names from last year by clicking here. In honor of Apple's birth, readers are invited to post the worst name choices they have ever heard or read about.
Gwyneth Paltrow has named her new baby girl Apple Blythe Alison Martin. According to ITV, “Paltrow named her baby girl Apple after the little girl of partner [Coldplay frontman] Chris Martin’s North American booking agent.” For those tempted to tease Ms. Paltrow for her name choice — and I’ve certainly teased Paltrow in the past — do bear in mind that other celebrities have done far worse to their offspring, as Kat Giantis points out for MSN Entertainment. Consider that actor Rob Morrow agreed to name his daughter Tu Morrow. And Giantis filed her story before Geena Davis announced the names for her just-delivered twins — Kian and Kaiis. Furthermore, Paltrow can at least claim to some originality in her oddball choice. According to the Social Security Administration, 261 mothers decided last year to name their daughter “Journey.” 5062 moms picked “Trinity,” even though both of the Matrix movies released in 2003 sucked eggs. You can scan the most popular names from last year by clicking here. In honor of Apple’s birth, readers are invited to post the worst name choices they have ever heard or read about.
Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner
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