The grass is always greener…

Beyond the hideous pressures of trying to look chic, I’ve always said that being a professor at a quality academic institution is a fantastic day job if you can get it. Of course, Zach Braff — star of Scrubs, director of Garden State, and newbie blogger — reminds me that there are better jobs out ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.
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Beyond the hideous pressures of trying to look chic, I've always said that being a professor at a quality academic institution is a fantastic day job if you can get it. Of course, Zach Braff -- star of Scrubs, director of Garden State, and newbie blogger -- reminds me that there are better jobs out there:

Beyond the hideous pressures of trying to look chic, I’ve always said that being a professor at a quality academic institution is a fantastic day job if you can get it. Of course, Zach Braff — star of Scrubs, director of Garden State, and newbie blogger — reminds me that there are better jobs out there:

Today was the second day of Scrubs. I shot my first scene with Heather Graham. Without giving anything away, it involved me being sopping wet and close to naked. Sort of an odd way to meet someone and get to know them. But that’s what makes Scrubs fun, everyday I show up I have no idea what kind of bizarre thing is gonna happen. Tomorrow we’re blowing up a car. Now that’s a good day job.

Blowing things up, hanging around with Heather Graham…:

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Sniff. [No one, I repeat, no one feels sorry for you–ed.] Oh, did I forget to mention that Braff has had to work in close proximity with Sarah Chalke, Tara Reid, and Natalie Portman as well? And the fact that MSN Entertainment’s Kat Giantis reports there are indications that Braff is now dating Natalie Portman? [OK, so no one feels sorry for him either–ed.]

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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