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The following ad appeared this week in the Eye, an alternative weekly based in Toronto: personalad.jpg Wait, do you hear that sound? That must be the wails of anguish from women all across North America, upset that they do not live in Toronto and will therefore be unable to learn “the art of bedroom control.” ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School at Tufts University and the author of The Ideas Industry.
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The following ad appeared this week in the Eye, an alternative weekly based in Toronto:

The following ad appeared this week in the Eye, an alternative weekly based in Toronto:

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Wait, do you hear that sound? That must be the wails of anguish from women all across North America, upset that they do not live in Toronto and will therefore be unable to learn “the art of bedroom control.” Especially when there are young women in Toronto who are myseriously declining this generous offer.

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School at Tufts University and the author of The Ideas Industry. Twitter: @dandrezner

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