I didn’t think this was possible…

John Holbo posts an amusing paean to… comment spam. Here’s how it starts: Do you know what’s interesting about comment spam? Nothing, of course. But consider this. No piece of comment spam has ever been able to mimic a human convincingly. It tries, but comment spam is like the aliens among us. They look like ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

John Holbo posts an amusing paean to… comment spam. Here’s how it starts:

Do you know what’s interesting about comment spam? Nothing, of course. But consider this. No piece of comment spam has ever been able to mimic a human convincingly. It tries, but comment spam is like the aliens among us. They look like us, dress like us … but they also eat the houseplants. In obedience to the iron genre trope that there must be some obvious failure of mimicry that gives away this sinister presence. To read comment spam is to come to awareness that these creatures have travelled a long way to get to our little blue marble floating in space (whether they come in peace, or to breed with the ladies, or because their home planet is tragically polluted.)

Read the whole thing. Refreshingly, after repeated waves of comment spam last fall, I’ve had to deal with far fewer attempts since the election. The most clever spam effort I’ve seen simply copied a prior comment from the thread, with the desired URL replacing commenter’s e-mail and URL. This is dangerous, because unless the blogger is paying attention it just looks like a random double comment.

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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