A Thin Reed

I understand John Roberts is not an easy target. But isn’t this reaching just a bit? Every now and then — I have no idea why — one of my own jokes bombs. I limit the damage by never putting too much effort into them. Bruce Reed, for whose new blog at Slate I have ...

I understand John Roberts is not an easy target. But isn't this reaching just a bit? Every now and then -- I have no idea why -- one of my own jokes bombs. I limit the damage by never putting too much effort into them. Bruce Reed, for whose new blog at Slate I have high hopes, clearly takes a different approach; researching Roberts' prep school record is way more work than I would have done just to get a laugh. And if he was serious....well, I doubt that. In any event since Reed was writing for Slate and not working for NARAL, the NAACP or one of the other organizations Zell Miller calls "the groups," there is no danger that his musings on what the 17-year-old Roberts' opposition to co-ed education portended for the Supreme Court will show up in slightly altered form in one of Pat Leahy's or Ted Kennedy's statements to the Judiciary Committee next month. I don't think.

I understand John Roberts is not an easy target. But isn’t this reaching just a bit? Every now and then — I have no idea why — one of my own jokes bombs. I limit the damage by never putting too much effort into them. Bruce Reed, for whose new blog at Slate I have high hopes, clearly takes a different approach; researching Roberts’ prep school record is way more work than I would have done just to get a laugh. And if he was serious….well, I doubt that. In any event since Reed was writing for Slate and not working for NARAL, the NAACP or one of the other organizations Zell Miller calls “the groups,” there is no danger that his musings on what the 17-year-old Roberts’ opposition to co-ed education portended for the Supreme Court will show up in slightly altered form in one of Pat Leahy’s or Ted Kennedy’s statements to the Judiciary Committee next month. I don’t think.

This list was compiled by Brian Fung, an editorial researcher at FP.

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