You think Footballers’ Wives have all the fun?

Note to self: Marry rich Brit, file for divorce. Two high-profile divorce rulings from Britain's House of Lords today make the UK the most "'wife-friendly' divorce regime in Europe," according to the FT. Heather Mills McCartney stands to get some 200 million pounds when she officially splits with Sir Paul, though I suppose that's something ...

Note to self: Marry rich Brit, file for divorce. Two high-profile divorce rulings from Britain's House of Lords today make the UK the most "'wife-friendly' divorce regime in Europe," according to the FT. Heather Mills McCartney stands to get some 200 million pounds when she officially splits with Sir Paul, though I suppose that's something of a special case and all. But I'm sure I would be a model British housewife, given that I own the first season of Nighty Night, one of the most brilliant BBC comedies in a long line of brilliant BBC comedies.

Note to self: Marry rich Brit, file for divorce. Two high-profile divorce rulings from Britain's House of Lords today make the UK the most "'wife-friendly' divorce regime in Europe," according to the FT. Heather Mills McCartney stands to get some 200 million pounds when she officially splits with Sir Paul, though I suppose that's something of a special case and all. But I'm sure I would be a model British housewife, given that I own the first season of Nighty Night, one of the most brilliant BBC comedies in a long line of brilliant BBC comedies.

Carolyn O'Hara is a senior editor at Foreign Policy.

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