Finally, I get to play Mousetrap

In today’s New York Times Magazne, Neal Pollack has an amusing essay about how three-year olds play games: Soon after coming into his Hungry Hungry Hippos stash, Elijah had a friend over. He was very excited to share with his friend, whom I?ll call Cinderella to protect her identity. ?Can I please play Hungry Hippos ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

In today's New York Times Magazne, Neal Pollack has an amusing essay about how three-year olds play games: Soon after coming into his Hungry Hungry Hippos stash, Elijah had a friend over. He was very excited to share with his friend, whom I?ll call Cinderella to protect her identity. ?Can I please play Hungry Hippos with Cinderella?? he asked. ?I don?t care,? I said. ?She likes Hungry Hippos! She likes it more than ice cream!? ?Yes, yes.? In the few days since we?d purchased Hungry Hungry Hippos for Elijah, he?d made up his own rules. This shouldn?t have been a problem for a game that?s essentially a scale model of gluttonous Dadaist anarchy. Unfortunately, Elijah?s rules went: I always win, and you have to do whatever I say. Problems arose. Elijah: Let?s play Hungry Hippos. Cinderella: O.K. Elijah: I get to be the pink one and the yellow one! Cinderella: I want the pink one! Elijah: The pink one is mine, Daddy. Daddy: Don?t look at me, dude. Elijah: Ahhhhhhhgggh! I want pink! I want pink! At this point, Cinderella began whacking the pink hippo?s lever. Elijah became, like his favorite hippo?s jaw, unhinged. He, in return, began whacking Cinderella. The whole essay is pretty funny, but I was struck by this passage about why today's parents buys these games: "This generation of parents, after all, is obsessed with reviving the pop-cultural experience of its own collective childhood." Speak for yourself, Neal. I buy games for my children for a completely different reason -- I finally get to play the games I was denied as a youth for some reason or another. And as the title of this post suggests, Mousetrap is friggin' awesome.

In today’s New York Times Magazne, Neal Pollack has an amusing essay about how three-year olds play games:

Soon after coming into his Hungry Hungry Hippos stash, Elijah had a friend over. He was very excited to share with his friend, whom I?ll call Cinderella to protect her identity. ?Can I please play Hungry Hippos with Cinderella?? he asked. ?I don?t care,? I said. ?She likes Hungry Hippos! She likes it more than ice cream!? ?Yes, yes.? In the few days since we?d purchased Hungry Hungry Hippos for Elijah, he?d made up his own rules. This shouldn?t have been a problem for a game that?s essentially a scale model of gluttonous Dadaist anarchy. Unfortunately, Elijah?s rules went: I always win, and you have to do whatever I say. Problems arose. Elijah: Let?s play Hungry Hippos. Cinderella: O.K. Elijah: I get to be the pink one and the yellow one! Cinderella: I want the pink one! Elijah: The pink one is mine, Daddy. Daddy: Don?t look at me, dude. Elijah: Ahhhhhhhgggh! I want pink! I want pink! At this point, Cinderella began whacking the pink hippo?s lever. Elijah became, like his favorite hippo?s jaw, unhinged. He, in return, began whacking Cinderella.

The whole essay is pretty funny, but I was struck by this passage about why today’s parents buys these games: “This generation of parents, after all, is obsessed with reviving the pop-cultural experience of its own collective childhood.” Speak for yourself, Neal. I buy games for my children for a completely different reason — I finally get to play the games I was denied as a youth for some reason or another. And as the title of this post suggests, Mousetrap is friggin’ awesome.

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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