Those fools…. those tenured, bureaucratic fools

I see that Harrison Ford says he’s fit enough to play Indiana Jones in a fourth movie. This leads to an interesting question… where shall we find the mature Dr. Jones? As Andy Bryan discovers in McSweeney’s, Indy’s antics don’t play so well with the straightlaced academic crown of archaeologists: January 22, 1939 Assistant Professor ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

I see that Harrison Ford says he's fit enough to play Indiana Jones in a fourth movie. This leads to an interesting question... where shall we find the mature Dr. Jones? As Andy Bryan discovers in McSweeney's, Indy's antics don't play so well with the straightlaced academic crown of archaeologists: January 22, 1939 Assistant Professor Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. Department of Anthropology Chapman Hall 227B Marshall College Dr. Jones: As chairman of the Committee on Promotion and Tenure, I regret to inform you that your recent application for tenure has been denied by a vote of 6 to 1. Following past policies and procedures, proceedings from the committee's deliberations that were pertinent to our decision have been summarized below according to the assessment criteria.... To summarize, the committee fails to recognize any indication that Dr. Jones is even remotely proficient when it comes to archaeological scholarship and practice. His aptitude as an instructor is questionable at best, his conduct while abroad is positively deplorable, and his behavior on campus is minimally better. Marshall College has a reputation to uphold. I need not say more. My apologies, Prof. G.L. Stevens Chairman You'll have to click on the link to see the case against Dr. Jones in full.

I see that Harrison Ford says he’s fit enough to play Indiana Jones in a fourth movie. This leads to an interesting question… where shall we find the mature Dr. Jones? As Andy Bryan discovers in McSweeney’s, Indy’s antics don’t play so well with the straightlaced academic crown of archaeologists:

January 22, 1939 Assistant Professor Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr. Department of Anthropology Chapman Hall 227B Marshall College Dr. Jones: As chairman of the Committee on Promotion and Tenure, I regret to inform you that your recent application for tenure has been denied by a vote of 6 to 1. Following past policies and procedures, proceedings from the committee’s deliberations that were pertinent to our decision have been summarized below according to the assessment criteria…. To summarize, the committee fails to recognize any indication that Dr. Jones is even remotely proficient when it comes to archaeological scholarship and practice. His aptitude as an instructor is questionable at best, his conduct while abroad is positively deplorable, and his behavior on campus is minimally better. Marshall College has a reputation to uphold. I need not say more. My apologies, Prof. G.L. Stevens Chairman

You’ll have to click on the link to see the case against Dr. Jones in full.

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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