Chemical reaction
Stephen Colbert interviews 2003 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry Peter Agre: Colbert: You said 'anyone who grew up on a farm knows that evolution exists'. Ok, are you saying a monkey can milk a cow? Agre: Well, if I can milk a cow I suspect a monkey as smart as I am can milk a cow. ...
Stephen Colbert interviews 2003 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry Peter Agre:
Stephen Colbert interviews 2003 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry Peter Agre:
Colbert: You said 'anyone who grew up on a farm knows that evolution exists'. Ok, are you saying a monkey can milk a cow?
Agre: Well, if I can milk a cow I suspect a monkey as smart as I am can milk a cow.
Colbert: Are there monkeys as smart as you?
Agre: I'm sure there are quite a few, quite a few.
Colbert: Oh really? mmhum. Do they give a Nobel prize for thowing your own feces?
Agre: ……..That's the Economics prize, I think.
Hat Tip: Greg Mankiw
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