What was Cheney crackberrying during the State of the Union?
Was it just us, or was Dick Cheney texting during the big speech? What was so important? Our guess: Cheney: U R soooo lucky. Gonzalez: Tell me about it. Cheney: I 4got, no red wine. Furniture @ [undisclosed location] isn't scotch-guarded. Gonzalez: n/p. btw, I tried on your power ties… So where do you keep ...
Was it just us, or was Dick Cheney texting during the big speech? What was so important?
Was it just us, or was Dick Cheney texting during the big speech? What was so important?
Our guess:
Cheney: U R soooo lucky.
Gonzalez: Tell me about it.
Cheney: I 4got, no red wine. Furniture @ [undisclosed location] isn't scotch-guarded.
Gonzalez: n/p. btw, I tried on your power ties… So where do you keep the launch codes?
Cheney: Check next to the Wii.
Gonzalez: I still haven't spotted Hastert.
Cheney: Denny, where R U?
HouseSpeaker4Eva: I can't see. I'm sitting behind Dikembe Mutombo.
Cheney: Yo, we miss U up here big guy.
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