Quotable: Doping with vodka
Kazakh cyclist Alexandre Vinokourov was disqualified from the Tour de France Tuesday for allegedly practicing "blood doping," a performance-boosting technique that involves a transfusion of another person's blood. Vinokourov dismissed the accusation with a joke: I heard that I made a transfusion with my father's blood,'' Vinokourov said. ''That's absurd, I can tell you that ...
Kazakh cyclist Alexandre Vinokourov was disqualified from the Tour de France Tuesday for allegedly practicing "blood doping," a performance-boosting technique that involves a transfusion of another person's blood. Vinokourov dismissed the accusation with a joke:
Kazakh cyclist Alexandre Vinokourov was disqualified from the Tour de France Tuesday for allegedly practicing "blood doping," a performance-boosting technique that involves a transfusion of another person's blood. Vinokourov dismissed the accusation with a joke:
I heard that I made a transfusion with my father's blood,'' Vinokourov said. ''That's absurd, I can tell you that with his blood, I would have tested positive for vodka.''
UPDATE: Wow. Yellow jersey-holder Michael Rasmussen booted from the Tour as well.
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