What do David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and John Wayne have in common?

ROSS KINNAIRD/Getty Images Sport Quick moves, right? But some Islamist fundamentalists also apparently see the British soccer star and the American singer as beloved cultural symbols whose deaths would bring the West to its knees. It’s a tactic Joseph Stalin apparently tried to pull more against another powerful American symbol more than 50 years ago. ...

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Quick moves, right? But some Islamist fundamentalists also apparently see the British soccer star and the American singer as beloved cultural symbols whose deaths would bring the West to its knees. It’s a tactic Joseph Stalin apparently tried to pull more against another powerful American symbol more than 50 years ago.

As legend has it, Stalin threatened to assassinate the Duke in an effort to silence the ardent anti-communist and deal a crushing blow to the American cultural machine against the backdrop of the Cold War. This being the new millennium, though, Beckham and Timberlake were threatened not by the Soviets but by Islamist radicals with Internet access and a grievance against Western cultural imperialism. The threat came in the form of a video posted on YouTube. According to several Web sites following the story, it was a British al Qaeda-linked group tied to exiled cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed that posted the video.

Watching the video, though, it doesn’t exactly seem like the most sophisticated of plots. There’s a shot of Eminem in a newspaper with the headline, “This Is the Way to Hellfire.” There’s a photo of 2-Pac underneath the words, “Servant of Shaytaan.” And a smiling Beckham is juxtaposed with the question, “What Made u Among the Losers?” In the end, it looks more like a low-budge PSA than a serious wake-up call to Western civilization.

Worse yet for the would-be killers, this over-the-top exchange from Fox News suggests they made have made another monumental miscalculation: “Isn’t this an instance where you might be rooting for the terrorists?”

Kate Palmer is deputy managing editor at Foreign Policy.

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