I bet Sinead O’Connor is a great mother

I can’t resist one bit of Britney-blogging — namely, that I’m not sure how good high-falutin newspapers are at covering the down and dirty. From Mireya Navarro’s account in the New York Times of the custody decision that went against Ms. Spears: The ruling was the culmination of a rash of bad news for Ms. ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

I can't resist one bit of Britney-blogging -- namely, that I'm not sure how good high-falutin newspapers are at covering the down and dirty. From Mireya Navarro's account in the New York Times of the custody decision that went against Ms. Spears: The ruling was the culmination of a rash of bad news for Ms. Spears, whose erratic behavior on and off the stage, including shaving her head and diving into the ocean from a public beach in her underwear, had cast doubt on her fitness as a mother. (emphasis added) Note to self: alert DCFS authorities about these women immediately. Seriously, there are plenty of reasons on the table to explain why K-Fed is the more responsible parent.... hold on a sec, my keyboard just burst into flame for some reason.... there, it's out now.... but do head-shaving and ocean-diving really belong on the list? I'm going to go out on a limb and say the drug and alcohol abuse and the bad driving might be more relevant.

I can’t resist one bit of Britney-blogging — namely, that I’m not sure how good high-falutin newspapers are at covering the down and dirty. From Mireya Navarro’s account in the New York Times of the custody decision that went against Ms. Spears:

The ruling was the culmination of a rash of bad news for Ms. Spears, whose erratic behavior on and off the stage, including shaving her head and diving into the ocean from a public beach in her underwear, had cast doubt on her fitness as a mother. (emphasis added)

Note to self: alert DCFS authorities about these women immediately. Seriously, there are plenty of reasons on the table to explain why K-Fed is the more responsible parent…. hold on a sec, my keyboard just burst into flame for some reason…. there, it’s out now…. but do head-shaving and ocean-diving really belong on the list? I’m going to go out on a limb and say the drug and alcohol abuse and the bad driving might be more relevant.

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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