If only the U.N. were really this interesting…

Meet Sha Zukang, the new U.N. undersecretary for kicking butt: From the moment I showed up at the General Assembly, the other countries knew I was trouble. They took one look at my three-button navy suit jacket and my dark, searing eyes, and prayed to whatever God they knew up there to keep their daughters ...

Meet Sha Zukang, the new U.N. undersecretary for kicking butt:

Meet Sha Zukang, the new U.N. undersecretary for kicking butt:

From the moment I showed up at the General Assembly, the other countries knew I was trouble. They took one look at my three-button navy suit jacket and my dark, searing eyes, and prayed to whatever God they knew up there to keep their daughters safe from me….

I came here to do two things: advance the cause of economic equality, and get some tail—and I'm all set on economic equality.

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