All purpose excuses

A few months ago, I observed the following all-purpose excuse used by many conservatives in a bloggingheads episode: If I did [insert perfectly reasonable and ethical act here], the terrorist win. After ruminating on this Josh Marshall post, I now believe I have found an all purpose excuse for liberals: If I had not done ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

A few months ago, I observed the following all-purpose excuse used by many conservatives in a bloggingheads episode: If I did [insert perfectly reasonable and ethical act here], the terrorist win. After ruminating on this Josh Marshall post, I now believe I have found an all purpose excuse for liberals: If I had not done [insert your own unspeakably inoffensive action, here], you know the Republicans would have done it in the fall.Try it out during your everyday routine... it's easy and fun!

A few months ago, I observed the following all-purpose excuse used by many conservatives in a bloggingheads episode:

If I did [insert perfectly reasonable and ethical act here], the terrorist win.

After ruminating on this Josh Marshall post, I now believe I have found an all purpose excuse for liberals:

If I had not done [insert your own unspeakably inoffensive action, here], you know the Republicans would have done it in the fall.

Try it out during your everyday routine… it’s easy and fun!

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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