Where should Hillary go?

The New York Times’ Carl Hulse and the Washington Post’s Shailagh Murray and Paul Kane file similar reports: the notion that Hillary Clinton will downshift from presidential candidate to Senate Majority Leader or a similarly high-ranking position is complete fiction. To sum up: Clinton does not have a ton of seniority. All the high-ranking Dems ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

The New York Times' Carl Hulse and the Washington Post's Shailagh Murray and Paul Kane file similar reports: the notion that Hillary Clinton will downshift from presidential candidate to Senate Majority Leader or a similarly high-ranking position is complete fiction. To sum up: Clinton does not have a ton of seniority. All the high-ranking Dems show no signs of budging. Based on endorsements, it's not clear how many members of her caucus really like Clinton all that much. If the best post she can get is the chairmanship of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, we're not talking about a lot of plum advancement possibilities for Hillary Clinton. Whither Hillary? There's been a lot of careless chatter about other career possibilities for Hillary Clinton -- vice president, governor of New York, Supreme Court Justice, etc. -- so as part of this blog's continuing dedication to careless chatter, the following are the top five jobs she should consider after losing the nomination: 1) Secretary of Defense. Following up on my bloggingheads debate with Megan McArdle, if Hillary Clinton truly wants to continue her trailblazing path, Obama shouldn't make her VP, he should give her this job. Given the current military state of play, it's not going to be a fun assignment. This has the added benefit of (relatively) sidelining Bill Clinton -- a cabinet spouse has a lower profile. 2) Buy and run The New Republic. Hey, campaign debts aside, she has the money. Marty Peretz, watch your back. 3) Give Oprah a run for her money. Hey, her numbers are down, and if Cinton started a talk show, she'd be able to deepen her bond with the very demographic she claims to command now. Plus, sticking it to Obama's chief celebrity endorser would have to be a fringe benefit. 4) Produce, direct, write and star in new documentary "An Inconvenient Campaign." Look, if Al Gore can go from world class stiff to possessing the World's Most Awesome Mantle Ever, I have every confidence that Hillary Clinton could start rubbing shoulders with environmental celebrity activists within two months of trying. 5) Enter Dancing with the Stars competition. Based on this video, I have to think she'd at least place in the top three: Another possibility: replace Paula Abdul on American Idol.

The New York Times’ Carl Hulse and the Washington Post’s Shailagh Murray and Paul Kane file similar reports: the notion that Hillary Clinton will downshift from presidential candidate to Senate Majority Leader or a similarly high-ranking position is complete fiction. To sum up: Clinton does not have a ton of seniority. All the high-ranking Dems show no signs of budging. Based on endorsements, it’s not clear how many members of her caucus really like Clinton all that much. If the best post she can get is the chairmanship of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, we’re not talking about a lot of plum advancement possibilities for Hillary Clinton. Whither Hillary? There’s been a lot of careless chatter about other career possibilities for Hillary Clinton — vice president, governor of New York, Supreme Court Justice, etc. — so as part of this blog’s continuing dedication to careless chatter, the following are the top five jobs she should consider after losing the nomination:

1) Secretary of Defense. Following up on my bloggingheads debate with Megan McArdle, if Hillary Clinton truly wants to continue her trailblazing path, Obama shouldn’t make her VP, he should give her this job. Given the current military state of play, it’s not going to be a fun assignment. This has the added benefit of (relatively) sidelining Bill Clinton — a cabinet spouse has a lower profile. 2) Buy and run The New Republic. Hey, campaign debts aside, she has the money. Marty Peretz, watch your back. 3) Give Oprah a run for her money. Hey, her numbers are down, and if Cinton started a talk show, she’d be able to deepen her bond with the very demographic she claims to command now. Plus, sticking it to Obama’s chief celebrity endorser would have to be a fringe benefit. 4) Produce, direct, write and star in new documentary “An Inconvenient Campaign.” Look, if Al Gore can go from world class stiff to possessing the World’s Most Awesome Mantle Ever, I have every confidence that Hillary Clinton could start rubbing shoulders with environmental celebrity activists within two months of trying. 5) Enter Dancing with the Stars competition. Based on this video, I have to think she’d at least place in the top three:

https://videopress.com/v/c27PAWsi

Another possibility: replace Paula Abdul on American Idol.

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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