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Newsday blogger John Riley slams John McCain’s (stupid) new ad, which rips Barack Obama as a "celebrity" à la Britney Spears and Paris Hilton: Anyone with even a vague sense of pop culture knows that Britney and Paris are yesterday’s news. Here’s a link to Forbes’ Celebrity 100. Paris and Britney don’t even make the ...
Newsday blogger John Riley slams John McCain's (stupid) new ad, which rips Barack Obama as a "celebrity" à la Britney Spears and Paris Hilton:
Newsday blogger John Riley slams John McCain’s (stupid) new ad, which rips Barack Obama as a "celebrity" à la Britney Spears and Paris Hilton:
Anyone with even a vague sense of pop culture knows that Britney and Paris are yesterday’s news. Here’s a link to Forbes’ Celebrity 100. Paris and Britney don’t even make the list any more.
Instead, the top 10, in order: Oprah Winfrey, Tiger Woods, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles, David Beckham, Johnny Depp, Jay-Z, The Police, JK Rowling, Brad Pitt.
So, um, The Police are today’s news? Somehow, I don’t quite picture Sting being an effective tool with which to mock Barack.
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