Iranians attempt world’s longest sandwich
Some day I’m going to tell my grandchildren that I remember the days when ridiculous stunts involving massive amounts of food were dominated by Americans. I could live with Japan winning U.S. hot dog eating contests, but this is just too much: Apparently, the crowd’s hunger seems to have gotten the best of them before ...
Some day I'm going to tell my grandchildren that I remember the days when ridiculous stunts involving massive amounts of food were dominated by Americans. I could live with Japan winning U.S. hot dog eating contests, but this is just too much:
Some day I’m going to tell my grandchildren that I remember the days when ridiculous stunts involving massive amounts of food were dominated by Americans. I could live with Japan winning U.S. hot dog eating contests, but this is just too much:
Apparently, the crowd’s hunger seems to have gotten the best of them before Guinness officials could measure this ostrich-meat monster. Never mind nukes — I expect the next U.S. president to take concrete steps to ensure that the Iranians never again comes this close to sandwich dominance.
Joshua Keating was an associate editor at Foreign Policy. Twitter: @joshuakeating
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