Mars attacks, Stalin reacts!

Cyberspace is not immune to the growing obsession with all things Stalin that is sweeping Russian public life. It looks like the most popular game of 2009 in the country might easily be "Stalin vs Martians: The Unknown Pages of the Second World War," an upcoming war-strategy game from a consortium of game studios. The ...

Cyberspace is not immune to the growing obsession with all things Stalin that is sweeping Russian public life. It looks like the most popular game of 2009 in the country might easily be "Stalin vs Martians: The Unknown Pages of the Second World War," an upcoming war-strategy game from a consortium of game studios. The script doesn't sound too captivating (unlike the song -- called the "Stalinator" -- in the game's trailer):

Cyberspace is not immune to the growing obsession with all things Stalin that is sweeping Russian public life. It looks like the most popular game of 2009 in the country might easily be "Stalin vs Martians: The Unknown Pages of the Second World War," an upcoming war-strategy game from a consortium of game studios. The script doesn’t sound too captivating (unlike the song — called the "Stalinator" — in the game’s trailer):

Year 1942. Summer. The martians suddenly land somewhere in Siberia and attack the glorious people of Holy Mother Russia. It is a hard time for USSR as you might know from the history books if you ever attended school. The situation is really f**ed up, so comrade Stalin takes the anti-ET military operation under his personal control. The operation is a top secret and virtually nobody knows about the fact of extraterrestial intervention.

 

I already hear a horde of Kremlinologists speculating that Stalin’s hardcore fans need to argue for a massive and undocumented invasion by Martians to prove his legacy, for — without the Martians — they are simply running out of arguments for Stalin’s greatness. And still, the very sight of a dancing Stalin screaming "I command you to dance!" in the game’s trailer would easily compensate for the lack of creativity in the script. Perhaps the game would make much more sense as a quest than as a war strategy. Navigating Stalin through the mazes of the NKVD would make for a truly eerie experience.

Evgeny Morozov is a fellow at the Open Society Institute and sits on the board of OSI's Information Program. He writes the Net Effect blog on ForeignPolicy.com

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