Baguette breaks Large Hadron Collider

It’s almost as if God doesn’t want the scientists at CERN to fire up the Large Hadron Collider.  The world’s largest particle-collider, which cost around £4 billion to construct and, by the way, might destroy the world, has run into another technical mishap — this time caused by "an errant chunk of baguette." Somehow, a ...

It's almost as if God doesn't want the scientists at CERN to fire up the Large Hadron Collider.  The world's largest particle-collider, which cost around £4 billion to construct and, by the way, might destroy the world, has run into another technical mishap -- this time caused by "an errant chunk of baguette."

It’s almost as if God doesn’t want the scientists at CERN to fire up the Large Hadron Collider.  The world’s largest particle-collider, which cost around £4 billion to construct and, by the way, might destroy the world, has run into another technical mishap — this time caused by "an errant chunk of baguette."

Somehow, a piece of bread got lodged into an electrical unit that is responsible for cooling the collider to 1.9 degrees above absolute zero. How the bread got there is a mystery: a CERN spokeswoman hypothesized that it was dropped by a bird or an airplane. But if the investigation does suggest sabotage, the local bakers’ union will likely be a prime suspect.

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