Mariners with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads

Later today I promise to mock the Obama administration’s National Export Initiative to within an inch of its life; on a Friday morning, however,  FP readers deserve a dose of whimsy.  With pitchers and catchers due to report later this month, I bring you the greatest nexus between sports, world politics, and Web 2.0 technologies yet ...

By , a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast.

Later today I promise to mock the Obama administration's National Export Initiative to within an inch of its life; on a Friday morning, however,  FP readers deserve a dose of whimsy. 

Later today I promise to mock the Obama administration’s National Export Initiative to within an inch of its life; on a Friday morning, however,  FP readers deserve a dose of whimsy. 

With pitchers and catchers due to report later this month, I bring you the greatest nexus between sports, world politics, and Web 2.0 technologies yet discovered:  Ichiro Suzuki as a both a precision-guided munition and a weapon of mass destruction

Hat tip:  ESPN’s Rob Neyer

Daniel W. Drezner is a professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and co-host of the Space the Nation podcast. Twitter: @dandrezner

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