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Pat Lang’s damn good idea: Try the terrorist jerks on Governor’s Island

Ol’ Pat Lang likes peeing all over CNAS, but no worries, if that’s what keeps him ticking. I do like his idea of trying the worst of the 9/11 guys on Governor’s Island, smack dab in the New York harbor, not far from the World Trade Center site, and in the shadow of the Statue ...

Ol' Pat Lang likes peeing all over CNAS, but no worries, if that's what keeps him ticking. I do like his idea of trying the worst of the 9/11 guys on Governor's Island, smack dab in the New York harbor, not far from the World Trade Center site, and in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty. Like the Attackerman says, the city that gave the world gangsta rap and The Godfather shouldn't be afraid of a few dissolute middle class Arab wankers. "I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren...."

Ol’ Pat Lang likes peeing all over CNAS, but no worries, if that’s what keeps him ticking. I do like his idea of trying the worst of the 9/11 guys on Governor’s Island, smack dab in the New York harbor, not far from the World Trade Center site, and in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty. Like the Attackerman says, the city that gave the world gangsta rap and The Godfather shouldn’t be afraid of a few dissolute middle class Arab wankers. "I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren…."

Oh yeah, gonna make you an offer . . . .

Thomas E. Ricks covered the U.S. military from 1991 to 2008 for the Wall Street Journal and then the Washington Post. He can be reached at ricksblogcomment@gmail.com. Twitter: @tomricks1

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