Jay Leno and David Letterman joke about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding
If you don’t have a sense of humor about Clinton jokes, don’t read the following. These jokes are from Jay Leno’s Tonight Show and David Letterman’s Late Show, obtained from the Frontrunner via Nexis. From Jay Leno: "Hey, want to give our best wishes to Chelsea Clinton. As you know, she got married on Saturday. ...
If you don't have a sense of humor about Clinton jokes, don't read the following. These jokes are from Jay Leno's Tonight Show and David Letterman's Late Show, obtained from the Frontrunner via Nexis.
If you don’t have a sense of humor about Clinton jokes, don’t read the following. These jokes are from Jay Leno’s Tonight Show and David Letterman’s Late Show, obtained from the Frontrunner via Nexis.
From Jay Leno:
"Hey, want to give our best wishes to Chelsea Clinton. As you know, she got married on Saturday. So, that was very nice. And I tell you, it was a very emotional time for Bill and Hillary, because as you know, they hadn’t seen each other in years."
"Everybody looked beautiful. Did you see Hillary? She wore a dress. I mean, it was … over her pantsuit, but it looked great."
"And you know, I didn’t realize as secretary of state, Hillary Clinton had this much power. Did you see the wedding gift she gave to the new couple? New Zealand."
From David Letterman:
"Chelsea Clinton … got married over the weekend.… I’m beginning to think maybe I’m not getting an invitation."
"Have you seen photos of the event? It looked lovely. I mean, Hillary was there. She was wearing a strapless pantsuit."
"And of course, Bill had his attorneys add some wiggle room to the wedding vows."
"And it was funny, at one point Bill Clinton … accidentally backs into an ice sculpture at the reception and he goes, ‘Whoa, Hillary!’"
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