China’s Ann Coulter

I don’t advise anyone to willingly dive into the fever swamps of the opinion pages of the Chinese state-run press, but sometimes it’s good fun. Take, for instance, this recent offering by People’s Daily columnist Li Hongmei, who writes like a computer-generated parody of a Chinese hard-liner: You do not need to toil at work, ...

I don't advise anyone to willingly dive into the fever swamps of the opinion pages of the Chinese state-run press, but sometimes it's good fun.

I don’t advise anyone to willingly dive into the fever swamps of the opinion pages of the Chinese state-run press, but sometimes it’s good fun.

Take, for instance, this recent offering by People’s Daily columnist Li Hongmei, who writes like a computer-generated parody of a Chinese hard-liner:

You do not need to toil at work, and bend on dizzily complicated formula or spend months in the Lab, but Nobel Prize is still like the beautiful passing clouds, just hard to touch. It takes no more efforts but a fatal bite to one’s own Mother, he will be awarded the top honor, and catapulted to "the international stardom" overnight. People with human conscience must despise the idea, but Liu Xiaobo and the like will pounce on the chance to win a quick success. 

Ms. Li was last seen ripping "Uncle Sam" as "too senile to lead Asia" and, my personal favorite, dissing Norway as "a Kart-like country with a tiny population of 4 million." Please weigh in below if you can figure out that last one.

(Hat tip: @TomLasseter)

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