Guess Romney won’t be getting the Pravda endorsement

The once proud Communist Party propaganda arm-turned-supermarket tabloid/LOL-aggregator unloads on the GOP frontrunner: Electing Mitt Romney as the next President of the United States of America would be like appointing a serial paedophile as a kindergarten teacher, a rapist as a janitor at a girls’ dormitory or a psychopath with a fixation on knives as ...

By , a former associate editor at Foreign Policy.

The once proud Communist Party propaganda arm-turned-supermarket tabloid/LOL-aggregator unloads on the GOP frontrunner:

The once proud Communist Party propaganda arm-turned-supermarket tabloid/LOL-aggregator unloads on the GOP frontrunner:

Electing Mitt Romney as the next President of the United States of America would be like appointing a serial paedophile as a kindergarten teacher, a rapist as a janitor at a girls’ dormitory or a psychopath with a fixation on knives as a kitchen hand. His comments on Russia are a puerile attempt at making the grand stage and boy, did he blow it…

Romney’s "number one geopolitical foe" remark seems to be bringing out the best in Russian official bombast:

…Public Chamber Foreign Affairs working group head Alexander Sokolov [compared] him to one of the “Marlboro men, those so-called cool guys, for whom only America’s interests exist and all other countries are potential enemies – or at best, rivals.”

Even the normally staid Dmitry Medvedev said Romney’s remark "smacks of Hollywood" and advised him to "check his watch": “It’s 2012, not the middle of the 1970s,”  

Romney reiterated his attacks on the president’s open-mic incident in a piece for FP yesterday, in which he said, "It is not an accident that Mr. Medvedev is now busy attacking me. The Russians clearly prefer to do business with the current incumbent of the White House."

Obama’s foreign-policy advisors responded here.  

Joshua Keating was an associate editor at Foreign Policy. Twitter: @joshuakeating

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