The Best Twitter Snark From Monday’s Hyperloop Announcement

Serial entrepreneur Elon Musk rolled out his latest too-good-to-be-true design Monday: a train capable of rocketing its passengers from San Francisco to Los Angeles in under an hour. But God forbid anyone take it seriously. The self-referential, meta-joke machine otherwise known as Twitter kicked into overdrive, and before Musk had even finished his presentation the ...

Elon Musk/Tesla
Elon Musk/Tesla
Elon Musk/Tesla

Serial entrepreneur Elon Musk rolled out his latest too-good-to-be-true design Monday: a train capable of rocketing its passengers from San Francisco to Los Angeles in under an hour.

But God forbid anyone take it seriously. The self-referential, meta-joke machine otherwise known as Twitter kicked into overdrive, and before Musk had even finished his presentation the quips were flying.

Let's be honest. No one actually cares about a train that has the potential to revolutionize transportation, right? The Twitter snark is way more interesting anyway.

Serial entrepreneur Elon Musk rolled out his latest too-good-to-be-true design Monday: a train capable of rocketing its passengers from San Francisco to Los Angeles in under an hour.

But God forbid anyone take it seriously. The self-referential, meta-joke machine otherwise known as Twitter kicked into overdrive, and before Musk had even finished his presentation the quips were flying.

Let’s be honest. No one actually cares about a train that has the potential to revolutionize transportation, right? The Twitter snark is way more interesting anyway.

Here’s a selection of the best snark, puns, and complaints:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what did we miss? Leave your favorite Hyperloop snark in the comments.

 Twitter: @EliasGroll

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