Twitter Is Loving the Rob Ford Crack-Smoking Debacle

After months of speculation — and days after police confirmed the existence of a long-rumored incriminating video — Toronto Mayor Rob Ford finally admitted at a press conference Tuesday to having smoked crack cocaine, "probably a year ago," he thinks, "probably in a drunken stupor." Internet, do your thing: Exclusive photo of Rob Ford press ...

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After months of speculation -- and days after police confirmed the existence of a long-rumored incriminating video -- Toronto Mayor Rob Ford finally admitted at a press conference Tuesday to having smoked crack cocaine, "probably a year ago," he thinks, "probably in a drunken stupor."

After months of speculation — and days after police confirmed the existence of a long-rumored incriminating video — Toronto Mayor Rob Ford finally admitted at a press conference Tuesday to having smoked crack cocaine, "probably a year ago," he thinks, "probably in a drunken stupor."

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