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John Oliver Goes on Trinidadian TV to Beg Jack Warner to Spill FIFA’s Secrets

Watch John Oliver's Trinidadian TV spot begging Jack Warner to come clean.

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John Oliver, comedian and host of HBO’s Last Week Tonight, took a page out of the playbook of Jack Warner, the Trinidadian ex-FIFA official who allegedly took millions in bribes and stole from earthquake refugees in Haiti. Oliver bought time on Trinidad television — Warner’s preferred method of communication to defend himself — and urged him to spill the beans on FIFA.

John Oliver, comedian and host of HBO’s Last Week Tonight, took a page out of the playbook of Jack Warner, the Trinidadian ex-FIFA official who allegedly took millions in bribes and stole from earthquake refugees in Haiti. Oliver bought time on Trinidad television — Warner’s preferred method of communication to defend himself — and urged him to spill the beans on FIFA.

The video, called “The Mittens of Disapproval Are On,” speaks for itself. It’s safe for work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alwba8V1csY

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